February 2012
320 posts
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i don’t know why but the best time to blog cats is 1am they just appear on my dashboard all at once it’s kind of beautiful
Watchtheofficeopenings:
S5 E13 - Stress Relief
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Anonymous asked: do you really play the ukulele
joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
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ok guys so i actually did a page about me and...
so now you’ll know i’m not a pedophile
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
“Do you have a boyfriend yet? My first boyfriend is dead.”
– my grandmother
Anonymous asked: hey there sweet thang.